New Year's Eve 2011 - Childhood Heroes Party

Ever wanted to party the night away with likes of Michael Jackson, Lion-O and Legion of Doom? Myernark invites party goers to join a night of nostalgic revelry as it presents the Childhood Heroes Party to celebrate New Year's Eve 2011 at London's top bar and music venue, the Slaughtered Lamb.

Welcome in the New Year with a night of high energy music that you can dance your ass off to, classic retro games from twister to the limbo, childhood hero themed fancy dress with a prize for the best costume and Tetsuro Nagata's interactive digital kaleidoscope.

Downstairs, starting off the night is an eclectic set of live music from some London's best Talent: The Cry Baby, JonnyGoneHome, King Robot and headline act Myernark who will be entertaining the crowds with the seductive feral pop... Electro Synth DJ Futurecop will keep the party going until the early hours with his own unique blend of retro futuristic pop. While upstairs, DJ's Tim andPrincess Leia of the Glad Rags Crew will keep the party pumping all over Lamb's block.

To avoid disappointment book early and get a ticket for just £10 per person on or before 14 December 2010. Tickets bought after 14th cost £15 when booked online or with a promotional flyer, £18 on the door. www.wegottickets.com/event/99620

December 18th - 93 Feet East Christmas BASH

Christmas Gig List

Myernark @ The Miller, Sat 13th Nov '10

Gloria at 333 featuring Adam Waldmann on the sax!

Gloria by Myernark from Jonathan Young on Vimeo.

MyernArt

Here is a selection of some Myernark's baadass flyer designs from past gigs, as designed by resident artist and guitarist - Rion Willard.

Myernark Album and Website Launch @ The Slaughtered Lamb

This Friday @ 333!!

Queen of Hoxton - 30th July - REVIEW

A massive thanks to all those who helped us pack out and create one of the best and most exciting gigs we’ve had so far. The atmosphere was awesome! For those who missed out - our set was outrageously ignited with our ace guest alto saxophonist ‘Jake the Snake’ who began his incredible wailing on the brass pipe like a lunatic crack head starved of his midnight fix. These captivating sounds of walrus’s in the throes of passionate love making quickly formed into our infamous ‘Dance Wiv Me’. This post industrial head dizzying hip grinding tune threw our enigmatic front man into his usual unique epileptic seizure dance, and the crowd quickly followed suit. RAD, Inhale, and Love the way were faultlessly blasted out with their infectious beats finding their way into the gyrating hips of a united colours of Benetton flavoured audience. Testify, our new sexily panty wetting groove was also unveiled and to great success resulting in our predator front man working his seductive feral moves on a Nubian princess!! Great Night!

SEEKING MASTER DRUMMER

Myernark are one of the most original, unique and special bands you are ever likely to encounter.

For the last 3 years we’ve been fuelled by a laptop, live bass, guitar and vocals. NOW interest is fast growing around us, the time has come to add the energy and creativity of a live drummer to our work.
We're quite certain the right drummer will absolutely RELISH our material. There's vastly more variety and groove - and original & catchy song writing than you'll find with 99% other bands. We need a superb drummer who can handle this.

Ideally the names Steve Gadd, Vinnie Colaiuta, Jeff Porcaro and Jimmy Chamberlin, Stewart Copeland and John Bonham mean something to you... If this sounds like you... give us a call.

The Meaning of Myernark

People always ask us what does Myernark mean? Everytime I hear this question I yearn to be able to recite a detailed creation story of Nordic folklore explaining how the Myern Ark was the immense mythical Viking ship that carried the Gods across the heavenly realms as they brought the earth, wind and sea into existence.

The reality, however, is the result of a more prosaic process akin to a facebook application that creates your own porn star persona by combining your mother’s maiden name with the appellation of your first pet.

Myer, German and Hebrew in its origin I think, is the middle name of our adorable pint sized front man, Jonathan and it appropriately means shining (it also means farmer). Nark, is a reference to Noah’s Ark, Noah in this case being the beloved emperor like cat of Jonathan and Michael....

The result is an interesting looking word that nobody can pronounce, but a word we hope will in time be associated the hip winding grooves of our feral seductive pop...if not the name may be changed...any suggestions?

(Rion a.ka Ganjit Motormouth)

DRUMMER WANTED

DRUMMER WANTED
PASSIONATE, TALENTED, SERIOUS AND CREATIVE DRUMMER WANTED FOR EXCITING ORIGINAL
GROUP WHO ARE FAST CREATING A BUZZ


“…this record [is] rather special…This really is a unique album, that certainly deserves critical acclaim. ****” The Mag


“People who like the madder side of Bowie will revel in the art-school thinking behind this remarkable record." Artrocker


Far ranging influences from Depeche mode, Radiohead, Michael Jackson, Prince and
the Smashing Pumpkins to the grooves of funk, the middle east and gospel. Myernark
have just released an album and we want to adapt what’s there and create afresh.


Check our stuff at www.myspace.com/myernark and www.myernark.com


We want to expand the Myernark experience into a full band set up. Contact Jonathan
on 07824358006 Or email to myernark@googlemail.com